So close!

Ok thats to moms computer I have my 10 page paper almost done! its like whooooooo. I have 3/4 of a page to write. I'm so tired so I'm taking a break to blog. Its on influence, for my spiritual growth and leadership class, I'm looking foreward to finishing it. Been working on it for almost 2 hours now, really tired. Just shocked at how fast its getting done, 2 hours and around 9 pages, I didnt know I could type so fast! or that I knew so much about influence. Thanks be to God for the bible that I can mooch answers off of. MKJV ftw!

Again with the stupidity!

I have everything figured out. Dogs, they aren't really as big as they look. Infact, a dogs conscienceness is really just a small man in the controls room of their body. And spider plants, They come from another planet. They're a type of parasite that break off and cling to ones head, sending their roots into ones brain and controlling the movement of the body. Luckily for us, they cant move on our planet, as it is spinning to fast. And salt, ah yes salt, you may use it to season your food, but it does much more then that. Its really a bunch of tiny tranpeasists. Which is why, if you put salt on a hot frying pan, it jumps so high. They are just trying to avoid the heat. Then there's grass, those dirty rotten green blades, they'll be our downfall, I mean, look around outside, you cant find many places void of grass. Grass is a single conscienceness that, in due time, will take over the world if nothing is done. Just name something, anything, I will be glad to tell you what it really is.

Snap dog!

Just when you think everythings good something happens. My computer died. With all my homework on it. And its dead kind of dead, wont even start up. So I'm stuck sharing a computer with mom till I can buy a new one. This doesnt bode well, seeing as she has an internet bookstore and is on most of the time. I think I may have to...DUN DUN DUN.... get a job! so I can replace my computer. Untill then, I wont be posting much.

Wait what?

It was one year ago yesterday that I screwed up my knee. I remember it clearly, I had just finished my vigorous exercise routine (brushing my teeth) when it was suggested that we hike up 12 miles to the top of dead mans drop (drive a truck up a hill) and go sledding down on the t8x100 sleds we recently got from the CIA for testing (dollar store sleds, use at own risk). I quite enjoyed the idea, so we were off. When we made it to the top after a grueling hike up the mountain (the cab of the truck was nice and cozy) We were off! I took off my cap as to let my long riverlike hair flow in the wind! (the wind blew my beanie off) I was beautiful as always, (I dont know to say about that except ZING!) and after a full day of testing (sledding) I was tired, We decided to make one more run with the t8x100. Linking them togather, we made the ultimate weapon, but disaster was afoot (We were being idiots and made a train). As we were off, I knew something wasnt right. Suddenly one of the sleds exploded! Some one had sabatoged our sled!(we hit a bump and the sled broke) I felt my leg catch in the snow and twist in a way of pain ( yup) Then, as I lay there hepless, a giant bear attacked! (what? no!) I fended it off with only my shirt, which it ripped and tore away, leaving me half naked freezing with a broken leg, (There wasnt a bear. And the leg wasnt broken, the ligaments were torn) Grasping for life, I held on for 72 hours, alone, singing to myself, in the wilderness. (I was in a cabin warm and cozy and was only alone for 6 hours. I did, however, sing wheels on the bus and bottles of beer a few times) After was felt like years, help came and took me home. but we had to hike back, and it took weeks without food. (I was in a car for 2 hours) And thats why I'm not in the CIA anymore. (thats why I wont go sledding again)

Its sad. Really it is!

It was 1 month ago today that the horror that was "The Snowman Massacer" was beheld by human eyes. As an angry snowman who had recently lost his job as a chimney sweep went on a killing rampage, slaying hundreds of other snowmen mercilessly. Lasting less then 5 hours, his killing spree has changed the snow world forever. Every one will no doubt remember what they were doing when they heard the news, I , for one, was slapping a dog for stealing my favorite slipper when the words that shocked my heart carried from the neighbors radio. "snowman gone on rampage, over 300 dead." As we reminise in this time of sadness, let us remember the most cruel crime he comitted, stealing a young snowkids heart.

















*tears up* thats all I have to say about that *cries*

Demon hunter!

They are my favorite metal band out there, among the best, unlike most other metal bands they have pretty decent clean vocals(when they choose to use them), and they recently released a new video! Its called "undying" I love it!


http://www.solidstaterecords.com/media/demonhunter/videos/demonhunter_undying_hi.wmv

Its a test!

Dont comment on this post. Seriusly, dont. Its mine, and you arent allowed to comment on it.

Pointless

Sometimes I just cant help but think of those poor animals in canada. They never get their proper respect, sometimes mistaken for a spouse, sometimes hit by a car, sometimes hit by some guy dressed in red riding backwards on a horse.

GIF ME VIDEO!

OK If some one can help me find the full video from Blindsides song "king of the closet" I would much apreciate it. I cant find the whole video anywhere, its weird, 3 minutes into the video the song cuts off. and the video restarts. Its that way everywhere I look for it. Makes me a mad
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