I spent a long time on this subject....
[Aug. 28th, 200508:18 am]
OK I've found a problem, with the world. All the fat people are in america. but all the skinny people are on the other side of the world. Eventaully, even though theres more people on the other side, america will outweigh the entire continent of asia, and a most of europe. We cannot let this happen. The effects of this could be tragic. We may end up knocking the earth off its axis causing the ice caps to melt the freeze over the whole world! a second ice age, making the skinny people starve to death and the fat people skinny. Surviving on raw peguin meat and no toothpicks in sight, A brave group will emerge. We'll call this group, The cold/tired/hungry/skinny/usedtobefat/peguineating/toothpickless/daring/travelers. the CTHSUPTDT for short. This group will travel the world in search of a tree or to to make into toothpicks. and a coffie mug. every one likes coffie. They will start in america, or as they call it, Cold lands, As they travel they will be spotted be a group of raviness kowalla bears, who some how addapted to life on this cold plannet and traveled a couple thousand miles to america. CTHSUPTDT will be chased all the way to asia and most of europe the callaspe and knock the world back on its axis. When the world warms back up, The world will start over, with only 6 billion people left. No one will ever forget this event. The moral of the story is annerexics in america are a good thing. Thanks you and good night.
OK I've found a problem, with the world. All the fat people are in america. but all the skinny people are on the other side of the world. Eventaully, even though theres more people on the other side, america will outweigh the entire continent of asia, and a most of europe. We cannot let this happen. The effects of this could be tragic. We may end up knocking the earth off its axis causing the ice caps to melt the freeze over the whole world! a second ice age, making the skinny people starve to death and the fat people skinny. Surviving on raw peguin meat and no toothpicks in sight, A brave group will emerge. We'll call this group, The cold/tired/hungry/skinny/usedtobefat/peguineating/toothpickless/daring/travelers. the CTHSUPTDT for short. This group will travel the world in search of a tree or to to make into toothpicks. and a coffie mug. every one likes coffie. They will start in america, or as they call it, Cold lands, As they travel they will be spotted be a group of raviness kowalla bears, who some how addapted to life on this cold plannet and traveled a couple thousand miles to america. CTHSUPTDT will be chased all the way to asia and most of europe the callaspe and knock the world back on its axis. When the world warms back up, The world will start over, with only 6 billion people left. No one will ever forget this event. The moral of the story is annerexics in america are a good thing. Thanks you and good night.
posted by In the end at 8:52 AM
4 Comments:
you better be carefull promoting annerexia like that. You could get into a lot of trouble.
Good News. Have you seen Sumo wrestlers? And I think the one-child system in China has led to a lot of overweight 20-year-old men there.
The real solution is not anorexia, but a carefully prepared system of cultural degradation, wherein we seduce them to a diet of imported hamburgers and french - er- freedom fries, washed down with Diet Coke.
Global Balance can be achieved in our lifetime!
scratch that "diet" out of the coke and its perfect! quick! everyone to Mc donalds!
No, No. The "Diet" part is an important component. Look how well it's worked here. When I was a kid, all we had was Tab. If you wanted soda without the calories, you got Tab. (not me, personally. We didn't ever drink soda.)And I only saw, like, 3 really fat people in my entire childhood. Since Diet Coke was invented, people have felt the complete freedom to pork out on amazingly large, fat-filled meals without considering the consequences. After all, they washed it down with a Diet Coke!
I'm quite certain it will work in China. We just have to get their economy going well enough to afford all the junk they shouldn't eat.
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