The post where OMG and WHAT THE HECK dont quite cover it

So there I was, 50 mutant ninjas about to attack all around me, then I noticed a 25 foot rope on the ceiling, which gave me the idea to run with my tail between my legs, then I thought about not having a tail. I figured it would suck not to have one. then I realized I didnt have one, and then it sucked more. I started crying and the ninjas jumped at me. I looked at them, realizing they had been spotted and thus not worthy of being a ninja all 50 committed sepikku at that time. I stood alone againest the odds, and I had won. now to celebrate *starts dancing badly*