Stupid rabbits.

Its all a government conspiracy, the "clucking" rabbits you see on tv that is. They are actually soldiers of the rapulibunny nation. The rapublibunny nation dwells underground in our own backyards. They are an advanced race of rabbits who have come to understand our ways and dont like us. Our government has been fighting them since the 1800s, secretely of course. Recently some of the footsoldiers had been captured and the government decided to show them off. The "clucking" you hear is actually a plea for help.

In clonclusion, I hate those friggen rabbits.