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There was once a purple chinchilla named scruffles...Scruffles hated chili peppers, but his Mexican owners couldn't figure out why. So they decided to take Scruffles to a mad scientist to figure out why he didn't like chili peppers. Which was a bad idea, since anyone who knows anything knows that mad scientists hate purple chinchillas... and Mexicans. So the mad scientist took scruffles and made him into a giant man-eating chinchilla monster....which only ate Mexicans. So the Mexicans ran from the chinchilla monster and it started to cough. It coughed and coughed, and then suddenly, it threw up a bunny! At first the bunny just sat there, dazed and confused, but then it suddenly jump to its feet and started to do something very shocking...It pulled itself inside out and started doing the macarena! The monster purple Chinchilla was stunned at it's... uh... offspring. Then the bunny lunged at the chinchilla with its razor sharp teeth. Fur flew everywhere as the 2 monstrosities fought, after a few minutes there was so much you couldn't see the fight, but then it settled, and the outcome of the battle could be seen. The Mexicans had beat the crap out of the bunny AND the chinchilla. The mad scientist was FURIOUS and shouted "I'll get you next time!" before jumping down a nearby laundry chute. Suddenly, the laundry chute burped. The moral of the story is: when you wear your lucky superman underpants, don't buy rancid salami!

That was a story made up on my friends forum, 1 line at a time. by 4 different people. Which is why it makes no sense.
That made me thankfull! how bout you? I know I'm just peachy now.