Dun dun dun!
QUOTES!!!!!!!!!!!! For all of you wonderfull people!!!!
"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,"-A democratic congressional candidate in Texas.
"Half this game is ninety percent mental."-Former Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."-Al Gore, Vice President
"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix."-Dan Quayle
"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"--Lee Iacocca
"The word 'genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."-Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.
"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people."-Colonel Gerald Wellman,
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."-Bill Clinton, President
"We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur."-Al Gore, VP
"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."-Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina
"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record."-Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman
"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,"-A democratic congressional candidate in Texas.
"Half this game is ninety percent mental."-Former Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."-Al Gore, Vice President
"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix."-Dan Quayle
"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"--Lee Iacocca
"The word 'genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."-Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.
"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people."-Colonel Gerald Wellman,
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."-Bill Clinton, President
"We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur."-Al Gore, VP
"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."-Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina
"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record."-Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman
posted by In the end at 8:40 AM
3 Comments:
Wow! You just got to love the fact that these people still have a puppose on this planet--our entertainment.
I know! isnt it great?
Wow, I missed this somehow...
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... huh. You... you aren't a conservative are you? But... but don't you know those bastards don't have souls?
Anyway, Clinton kicks ass. 'Nuff said.
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