Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Mens Restroom

So I went into the bathroom at albertsons today, and while I was in there I got to thinking about restrooms in general and how I always act while in the restroom and what I do when I am finished with my duty in there. I was thinking maybe I should lay some ground rules for me and anyone else who is concerned. This is mostly for guys.... ladies.
1. Never poop in a public restroom unless absolutly necessary. You don't know whose been on that seat before you nor would you want to and if you do, you are one of those I wouldn't want to know about.
2. While peeing, try to avoid eye contact with the nearest person. It can make them feel awkward and ruin their bathroom expriance. I like to get in there and get done, that's what the restroom is for. It's not called "Stare at the guy next to you and tell him about the color of your pee room." for a reason.
3. Before you start anything, make sure there is enough of what you need after your done. A breif glance at the paper towel dispenser before you begin washing your hands or a check of toilet paper before you start your business can save you from a good bit of agony later.
4. After you wash your hands, use a paper towel to open the door. Think about it, how many people have just taken a crap, not washed their hands, and opened that door you are about to exit through. That just wasted your efforts of washing your hands and even made them worse.

Thank you for your time and... you're welcome.

Thursday, September 13, 2007

Three Libras By A Perfect Circle

Threw you the obvious and you
Flew with it on your back, a
Name in your recollection
Down among a million same
Difficult not to feel a little bit
Disappointed and passed over
When I look right through
To see you naked but oblivious
And you don't see
Me
But I threw you the obvious just to
See if there's more behind the
Eyes of a fallen angel
Eyes of a tragedy
Here I am expecting just a little bit
Too much from the wounded
But I see, see through it all
See through, see you
'Cause I threw you the obvious to
See what occurs behind the
Eyes of a fallen angel
Eyes of a tragedy
Oh well
Oh well
Apparently nothing
Apparently nothing at all
You don't, you don't, you don't see me
You don't, you don't, you don't see me
You don't, you don't, you don't see me
You don't, you don't, you don't see me
You don't see me
You don't You don't
You don't see me at all
"Up until the mid twentieth century the mountain gorilla was considered a myth. Oddly enough, a legend not unlike bigfoot or the loch ness monster. The chance of actually seeing/experiencing this elusive shadow was as likely as finding ones soulmate.
Rare.
Precious.
Even once discovered they seemed unapproachable. The only way to get close to this magnificent creature was to become empathetic. Abandon all pretense and preconceptions.
To bare an open throat.
To collapse into the arms of vulnerability.
All but extinct, these beings/moments are threatened by the black hearted.The cold and oblivious. The empty eyed profit seekers that overlook these
Rare
Precious
Moments."

Wednesday, August 01, 2007

Death In Fire.

Society. Mindless drones with a festering desire to be entertained. It's like blood to a vampire, entertainment to society. They crave it, lust for it, anything to get away from thinking. Everything is about them and making them happy. I have something to say to you, Get your heads out of the sand and look at the path you're on. Destruction. Theres a straight and narrow path to the right, check it out. If you can't stay on it, you can go back to your big path with that blind curve just ahead. Its not a place I want to be. So I'll stick with the straight and narrow path.

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Hurt

People get hurt. It's a fact of life. I hate it, I want to stop it but its out of my power to, and when people come to me about their pain I can't do anything about it but give them the same old words to soften the blow and pray for them. I know thats all I can do but I want to do more. I hate it, I want to take their pain all away but I can't because I'm not God. Our culture is designed to hurt. We make it so we'll get hurt. Why can't anyone see this? Why can't we just get our act together and do well to eachother? As is, we stab eachother in the back, give eachother false security in us and then turn as people need us most. We just want to be the most popular, richest, smartest, why can't we just want to be the best friends and love eachother unconditionally? Why is everyone so blind?
"I'd take your scars and wounds away. If I could rewrite yesterday."

Sunday, June 17, 2007

Blog

Its not dead, just sleeping. Quit poking it with sticks, it'll get up eventually.

Thursday, May 03, 2007

Bah

Everytime I even get close to a job it disapears. Its taking way to long to find one. I'll die of old age before I find a job.

Sunday, April 08, 2007

Job?

I think I finally found a job! After like 3 months of intense searching! I'm so stoked! Even if it is as a gas station attendent guy! Woooo!