Mens Restroom
So I went into the bathroom at albertsons today, and while I was in there I got to thinking about restrooms in general and how I always act while in the restroom and what I do when I am finished with my duty in there. I was thinking maybe I should lay some ground rules for me and anyone else who is concerned. This is mostly for guys.... ladies.
1. Never poop in a public restroom unless absolutly necessary. You don't know whose been on that seat before you nor would you want to and if you do, you are one of those I wouldn't want to know about.
2. While peeing, try to avoid eye contact with the nearest person. It can make them feel awkward and ruin their bathroom expriance. I like to get in there and get done, that's what the restroom is for. It's not called "Stare at the guy next to you and tell him about the color of your pee room." for a reason.
3. Before you start anything, make sure there is enough of what you need after your done. A breif glance at the paper towel dispenser before you begin washing your hands or a check of toilet paper before you start your business can save you from a good bit of agony later.
4. After you wash your hands, use a paper towel to open the door. Think about it, how many people have just taken a crap, not washed their hands, and opened that door you are about to exit through. That just wasted your efforts of washing your hands and even made them worse.
Thank you for your time and... you're welcome.
1. Never poop in a public restroom unless absolutly necessary. You don't know whose been on that seat before you nor would you want to and if you do, you are one of those I wouldn't want to know about.
2. While peeing, try to avoid eye contact with the nearest person. It can make them feel awkward and ruin their bathroom expriance. I like to get in there and get done, that's what the restroom is for. It's not called "Stare at the guy next to you and tell him about the color of your pee room." for a reason.
3. Before you start anything, make sure there is enough of what you need after your done. A breif glance at the paper towel dispenser before you begin washing your hands or a check of toilet paper before you start your business can save you from a good bit of agony later.
4. After you wash your hands, use a paper towel to open the door. Think about it, how many people have just taken a crap, not washed their hands, and opened that door you are about to exit through. That just wasted your efforts of washing your hands and even made them worse.
Thank you for your time and... you're welcome.
posted by In the end at 9:44 PM
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